Fight the Power! Save the Planet!

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-cjfer

funny conversation with my brother

regarding his 6 month old son, Jack.

Matt: off to bed...babies are good. jack rolled over today. he also almost threw up in my mouth.

Chris: yuck

you must be so proud?

Matt: yeah, that would have been gross.

Chris: so long as he doesn't get stuck face down on that head of his

Matt: they're fun to hold up and have them look down on you, but it's dangerous

Chris: it seems it

Matt: his head is a little more proportional now.

Chris: the thought occured to me when i was there

Matt: but not much

Chris: i'm going to feel bad when they're teenagers

Matt: me too. they're gonna push me around

Chris: but i'll be gigling on the inside

they're gonna be really cool kids

so yeah

Matt: we'll both be depressingly old when they're teenagers.

Chris: you're in trouble

speak for yourself

Matt: i'll be 48 when they go to college

wait

Chris: i'm working on a potion

Matt: what the fuck! 48!

jeez

Chris: 30 was no problem?

Matt: crap

30 was fine

Chris: i'll be 42ish

Matt: 48 sounds f'ing old

Chris: ahh!

get out of my head

Matt: i don't want to be 48?

Chris: closer to the finish line my friend

Matt: i mean, i don't want to be 48!

how old does that sound!

Chris: we have some time

it's ridiculous

Matt: ok, now i feel old.

Chris: it's stupid, it's a stupid age

i feel old too

i'm 42

Matt: i'm almost 48

Chris: in 18 years, but yeah, start working out

Matt: 30 didn't sound bad, but 40 still sounds old

Chris: but you'll be less stressed

well, other than the dying soon thing

Matt: maybe i'll feel the same way about 40, in which case i've already started kidding myself

Chris: but they'll be older, and you won't be running around as much

Matt: no, people will live on as heads attached to robots by the time i'm 60 or so.

Chris: right on

Matt: that's what i'm counting on, at least

Chris: it's possible

Matt: crap

Chris: just the other day i saw a tiny flashlight

so, you never know

Matt: good thing i spent my 20s in a f'ing hospital.

how tiny?

very tiny?

Chris: real tiny

Matt: wow

so there's hope

Chris: i hope so

Matt: hopefully

i can hear the wheels turning as you try to think of another word with "hope" in it

Chris: we can only hope

Matt: hopetastic

Chris: hopelicious

Matt: hopetacular

Chris: hopediculous

Matt: hip-hope

Chris: hopetacular

damn!

Matt: i win.

cause i'm old

Chris: get 'em in

Matt: ok, sleepy night-night time

Chris: you won't remember this after a while

goodnight old man

Matt: i should stop saying that

good night.

oh, and during the next three hours, kosovo rejoins serbia and then goes independent again.

you may not hear anything about it, cause it happens pretty fast

good night!

-cjfer-

I wanted out, but they (Facebook) bring me back in!

Leaving facebook? You wish!

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Best Video Ever

http://www.jibjab.com/sendables/preview/GSt6bI0SxRnjxu7DaCN01zGw

-cjfer-

Best Essay Ever.

For real.

January 28,2008

The Honorable Christopher Shays 1126 Longworth Building United States House of Representatives

Dear Representative Shays,

I'm a 13-year-old kid so you probably won't care about or even read what I am about to write but my social studies grade counts on it so I'll write on. I am writing to tell you about a bill that I wrote. You see, Chrissie, I am a genius so my bill is no less that brilliant. Immigration is an important issue because people older than me say that it is. This needs to be solved because Connecticut alone spends an amount of money on illegal immigrants every year. That's more money than we spend on other things!

Some the points on my bill include setting found illegal immigrants on a track to citizenship. This will help to reduce the number of illegal immigrants in America. To keep immigration from Mexico to a minimum there will be a quota of 100,000 legal Mexican immigrants per year. Now most immigrants from Mexico are not here legally so I thought that the fence on the border of Mexico should be twenty feet tall, flat, cast in steel, and lubricated. All of these ideas are outstanding and ingenious and should be put in place as soon as possible.

There are a lot of illegal Mexican immigrants in America. Because these people came into this country illegally they are breaking the law, they are criminals. These felons need to be stopped. The amount of illegal immigrants in this country is a number that is more that one hundred. The amount of money that the government spends on education for babies popped out by Illegal immigrants once they are over the border is, in my opinion, costing us a lot more than the money that they bring in.

One example of my ideas working out in an historical scale is the Great Wall of China. You can't tell me that if you were a resident of Mongolia whom was longing for an egg roll that you would not want to try to hop over that monster. It also worked way back when the Chinese were at war with the Mongols. An example from American history is when we used to have an immigration quota things worked out great plenty of good stuff happened. Also, I bet that you cannot give me one example from history when it was easy to climb a lubricated fence.

This bill is constitutional, fair and necessary because when our forefathers established this country and immigrated here they wanted to be original and did not want any copycats to storm into this country and claim it as their own when there are clearly people already living there. Come on, that was our idea. You should really think about what I have said Topher I mean it for real Holmes.

-cjfer-

Cloverfield made me sick!

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-cjfer-

The Big Three - and Second World Countries

Really fascinating article in the NY times magazine. I believe it's excerpted from a book. It's long, about 8 pages. If you're not up for the length, I'd suggest reading the first page, and then the last two pages. He (or she) talks about the lack of American Hagemony in the world, in deference to a big three of superpowers, America, the EU, and China. America is facing a new position in the 21st century. What's dope about this article is that the author actually suggests how we might go forward in the world. How we might actually deal with the changes of globalization. How terrific. Someone not just telling us how it's going to change, but to give us solutions too. America may be facing a new position on the world, but it may not be such a bad thing. Interesting.

Read HERE.

-cjfer-