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-cjfer
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
funny conversation with my brother
regarding his 6 month old son, Jack.
Matt: off to bed...babies are good. jack rolled over today. he also almost threw up in my mouth.
Matt: off to bed...babies are good. jack rolled over today. he also almost threw up in my mouth.
Chris: yuck
you must be so proud?
Matt: yeah, that would have been gross.
Chris: so long as he doesn't get stuck face down on that head of his
Matt: they're fun to hold up and have them look down on you, but it's dangerous
Chris: it seems it
Matt: his head is a little more proportional now.
Chris: the thought occured to me when i was there
Matt: but not much
Chris: i'm going to feel bad when they're teenagers
Matt: me too. they're gonna push me around
Chris: but i'll be gigling on the inside
they're gonna be really cool kids
so yeah
Matt: we'll both be depressingly old when they're teenagers.
Chris: you're in trouble
speak for yourself
Matt: i'll be 48 when they go to college
wait
Chris: i'm working on a potion
Matt: what the fuck! 48!
jeez
Chris: 30 was no problem?
Matt: crap
30 was fine
Chris: i'll be 42ish
Matt: 48 sounds f'ing old
Chris: ahh!
get out of my head
Matt: i don't want to be 48?
Chris: closer to the finish line my friend
Matt: i mean, i don't want to be 48!
how old does that sound!
Chris: we have some time
it's ridiculous
Matt: ok, now i feel old.
Chris: it's stupid, it's a stupid age
i feel old too
i'm 42
Matt: i'm almost 48
Chris: in 18 years, but yeah, start working out
Matt: 30 didn't sound bad, but 40 still sounds old
Chris: but you'll be less stressed
well, other than the dying soon thing
Matt: maybe i'll feel the same way about 40, in which case i've already started kidding myself
Chris: but they'll be older, and you won't be running around as much
Matt: no, people will live on as heads attached to robots by the time i'm 60 or so.
Chris: right on
Matt: that's what i'm counting on, at least
Chris: it's possible
Matt: crap
Chris: just the other day i saw a tiny flashlight
so, you never know
Matt: good thing i spent my 20s in a f'ing hospital.
how tiny?
very tiny?
Chris: real tiny
Matt: wow
so there's hope
Chris: i hope so
Matt: hopefully
i can hear the wheels turning as you try to think of another word with "hope" in it
Chris: we can only hope
Matt: hopetastic
Chris: hopelicious
Matt: hopetacular
Chris: hopediculous
Matt: hip-hope
Chris: hopetacular
damn!
Matt: i win.
cause i'm old
Chris: get 'em in
Matt: ok, sleepy night-night time
Chris: you won't remember this after a while
goodnight old man
Matt: i should stop saying that
good night.
oh, and during the next three hours, kosovo rejoins serbia and then goes independent again.
you may not hear anything about it, cause it happens pretty fast
good night!
-cjfer-
-cjfer-
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